Lanterns on. Boots muddy. Spirits suspiciously high.
Goblin calendar
Where the goblins are causing trouble next
Dates, tea plans, and extremely good reasons to come make something odd with your hands.
Lanterns on. Boots muddy. Spirits suspiciously high.
Official goblin propaganda
May 2026
Season opener and suspiciously excited packing
Freshly confirmed
Nature's Harmony Campervan Meet is now pinned in properly, so the season opener can stop pretending to be mysterious.
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June 2026
This month’s glorious meddling
Goblin notice
June is frankly showing off: one confirmed romp, two mystery outings, and barely a quiet weekend in sight.
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July 2026
Fresh summer goblinry
Stick bulletin
Singing Sticks and Barefoot Festival are both properly pinned now, so July has become a very busy little goblin month.
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August 2026
Peak goblin summer and rogue glitter season
Beetle dispatch
An early-August outing is on the books, but the goblins are still guarding the location like a biscuit tin.
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September 2026
Autumnal plotting and lantern weather
Equinox whisper
Equinox stretches luxuriously across five days, because apparently one day of seasonal magick was not enough.
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If you arrive polished and sensible, do not worry. We have glue, string, and a very strong record of undoing that.
Tea is free, mess is likely, and nobody gets judged unless they insult the glitter within goblin earshot.